good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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