She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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