I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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