Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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