do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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