There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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