help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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