the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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