it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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