I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Randomize
