"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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