in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You need a sexual gate keeper
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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