I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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