I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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