4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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