i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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