Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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