I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Pappa wants mamma naked
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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