Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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