He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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