He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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