SEEEEXXX PLEASE
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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