Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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