I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
he shaved USA in his pubs
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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