belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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