What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
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