You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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