yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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