Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Randomize