so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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