she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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