my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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