Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
