Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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