evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
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I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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