I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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