What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I just gargled with NyQuil
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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