You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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