Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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