You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
