It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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