I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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