Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
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