I want to stick my p in your. b.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
