i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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