i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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