I think i peed on brittanys purse
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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