i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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