isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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