your thong is hanging out like whoa
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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