My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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