Ambien. No doubt about it.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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