Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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