We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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