He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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