My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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