In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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