I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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