I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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