We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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